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Hey, Seinfeld fans! Check my shop, Whimsy Onesie for your chance to win a Happy Festivus kid’s tee or onesie!

I think I was trying to guess a band that we were listening to. This is the combination of bands that equate to “Mute Mouth”:

MuteMath + Modest Mouse = Mute Mouth

It has come to my attention that I have been lagging as it pertains to posting my entries. In fact, it has been 9 months since my last post. 9 MONTHS? I could have grown a human in that time! I know, I know, that’s a bit much.. But true.

So, it just gets better and better. My husband just saw my previous post (see below) and informed me that I posted a photo of our President as Malcom X. Apparently I have no idea what Malcom X looks like (or our President wearing glasses). My rachelPedia entries just keep getting better and better….

Check back soon for more absurdities because the fun never stops.

Obama

Malcom X: The boxer.

So, we’re playing an awesome game at the de la Garza’s the week after Christmas and I get the card to describe who Malcom X is…. Naturally, I say, “He was a boxer….” Sadly, they guessed Malcom X, no problem. So, after a good laugh I found out he wasn’t who I thought he was, but he was a fighter.

Shaken Not Stirred: n: an all male a cappella group from Indiana University; a male singing group with TIGHT harmonies

AKA to the rest of the world as: Straight No Chaser

I knew it was something “drink” related! Check them out.

Football ref signals according to Rachel: #1

False Start: Any good stay home mom knows that this is simply a play on the classic children’s song “The Wheels on the Bus.”

Mr. Miyagoo: 1. a wealthy, short-statured fictional karate master who gets into a series of sticky situations as a result of his nearsightedness while mentoring the characters Daniel LaRusso and Julie Pierce in the Karate Kid films

I was trying to remember the name of the karate master in the Karate Kid movie and this is the name I came up with… Mr. Miyagoo. My memory is a wealth of “mis-rememories.”

Pork Loin: 1. the package you buy from a certain unnamed grocery store when you want to make a fabulous Orange Garlic Pork Loin.

Ribs 1. the package you actually get mislabeled as “pork loin” when you are an idiot in the kitchen and don’t know one cut of meat from another and only read labels

Note to self: find out what the cut of meat looks like prior to going to the grocery store so you don’t look like an idiot when you mean to serve your husband a hardy meal and end up making only 4 ribs per person.

(By the way, it smelled amazing while it was baking)

LeBron Johnson: 1. an American professional basketball player for the Miami Heat, known to the world as LeBron James

Perhaps one of my first and worst entries to rachelPedia, Ben constantly reminds me of the time we were watching ESPN with him and called him LeBron Johnson instead of James.

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Fine Folk

Silence is Golden

Really? 9 months??

Malcom X the Boxer as played by Barak Obama

Mr. Miyagoo

LeBron Johnson